October 26, 2003

When You're There, You're There

Missing Missouri Convicts Found in Prison

After beating a fellow inmate to death, two already convicted murderers in a Missouri prison hid for several days in a false wall near a worksite.

What were they afraid of? That they'd go to prison? That they're parole would be moved from never to really never? Comedians, if you're doing a set tonight, jump on the lamwagon. Shecky is in the house, and this time he doesn't need a writer.

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