My Lame Kids in the Hall Joke

On the telephone

Mid-afternoon Wake-up Music

Presenting...the unemployed person's theme song.

Hey Pi-ratz! Free musik.

Occasionally I come across an awesome song that just begs to be shared.

"Please, please share me," says the song. "I'm really catchy, I compress really well, and I'll be your bestest friend."
"Okay, song" I say. "But if I hear anyone complaining about distortion or lameness..."
"Oh, don't worry! I'll be melodic, funkadelic, and earn you mucho respect. Please please please please please..."
"Okay, okay. Hold on to your electrons. I'm sending you over."

This song is Ja Sei Namorar by Tribalistas (click on the band to buy the CD). I've listened to a few of their others songs and they're almost as good, although not as infectious.

Don't Ask

No, really. Don't ask. I'm not going to answer any questions.

I'm a Singing Sensation!

The hits just keep on coming. Here's the first line of my new single, "I Do It For You", a song that only took me five mintues to write.

When Will The Torture End?

About once a month, in the shower, this song pops in my head.