October 24, 2003

Makes Your Mouth, um, Fresh?

What were the first toothpaste slogans like?

Crest: "We'll make your teeth fall out less slowly."

Colgate: "It's not really paste."

AquaFresh: "The second stripe is coming!"

Aunt Dotty's Home Care: "The extra rum will make your bleeding gums numb."

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