"All these pills are enough to kill an elephant--never mind a man."

This story sounds like a grain of truth wrapped in a tumbleweed of B.S., but the quotes in it are hilarious:

Rush Limbaugh in pill probe

Ahh. Kicking a man while he's down.

Now that I think of it, "grain of truth wrapped in a tumbleweed of B.S" is a pretty good description of Rush.

Right in the balls!