Something That I Would Love John Kerry To Say During The Debate Tonight, Although If He Actually Said It, It Probably Would Be a Very Bad Idea

"Mr. President, there's another L word. It's called liar. And I'd rather be a liberal than a liar."

(runner up) "George, Mr. Rogers told something to thousands of kids that you never picked up. So let me repeat it to you once more. It's time to leave the Land of Make Believe."