All I have to say about the debate tonight is that George Bush likes the No Child Left Behind Act.
Really, really, really likes the No Child Left Behind Act.
If the No Child Left Behind Act were a woman, George would stroke her hair, soft as rose-petals, and whipser into her ear, "Baby, you're the only one for me."
Dick and Rummy would visit less often. They would come over to shoot some hoops, Cheney in a loose-fitting muscle T with the head hole stretched out, Rummy with the ball and a blue scrunchie around his forehead.
But Rummy's words were lost from the beginning because they fell upon the ears of a deaf man. A man in love.
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