A few things. One, do not doubt The Fridge. Ever. The Fridge is beyond all doubt. Before The Fridge, we did not have a fridge. We have a cooler, a pack of ice, and a couple of Bud Lights named Dufner and Vanderlinden.
Two, The Fridge is always full. The Fridge is never broken. If you do not like how The Fridge is working, do not complain or wonder if you should look for a new fridge. The Fridge is not broken. You are broken. Even when you cannot see the light inside the fridge, it is there.
(Maryland beat FSU today. First time in 14 meetings. Highest-ranked team they have beaten in years.)
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