FOX News Loves Al Franken

Stories like this make me happy to be alive. This lawsuit is almost too funny to be true.

The Washington Post Meets Mad Magazine

My copy of today's Post had a crease in it. Under the shaky auspices of serendipity and other big words I'm using to mask my childish glee, I thought I'd share this section that caught my eye.



[tee hee hee hee] Ahem. Sometimes I wonder why I bother to pretend being an adult.

Vote KEG

The Maryland Cow Nipple, the humor newspaper at the University of Maryland, has been running a hilarious campaign to overtake the SGA. Their platform is based on a long series of ridiculous promises, like "Free parking for textbooks", "Strengthen honor code through intense weight lifting", and "All fire alarms to play Highway to Hell". They even got one of the cartoonist for the campus' daily newspaper, the Diamondback, to feature KEG party candidates in the strip.

Ricky, the KEG's party candidate for SGA president, has been going to all of the presidential debates. An actual quote from yesterday's debate at the Black Student Union:

MODERATOR: "How would you improve minority retention within the SGA?"
RICKY: "Candy."
MODERATOR: "Mr. Gonzalez, if you can't be serious, we're gonna have to ask you to leave."

The results are being announced today. Where can you check out this madness and mayhem? Right here.

UPDATE:
The Keg Party came in 5th out of 5 parties, but they got a respectable number of votes.

Itsy-Bitsy Polk-a-dot Text

I found out a way to make text infinitesimally small. Check it out:


Cool, huh?

Kikkoman Just Got Funnier

An English translation of the Kikkoman song.

Keyboard Fixed. Love for Writing on Envelopes Not

Guess the rebus...