At 4:30 A.M. tomorrow, I’ll be awake and off to my secret mission. I call it a secret mission because one, only a few people know of it, and two, I need more excitement in my life and humming the Mission Impossible theme as I roll out of bed isn’t doing it.
If any part of my endeavor succeeds, I’ll recount it when I get back on Monday. Otherwise, you’ll never hear about it again, just like all my failures, including the time I ran into a giant snapping turtle. (All I’m going to say is that if the turtle didn’t want anyone sitting on it, it shouldn’t have had a butt-shaped divot on its shell.)
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