Move over SARS. Here comes monkeypox, the made-for-comedy disease that's sweeping the nation.
A quote from a Washington Post article:
"Prairie dogs are believed to be the source of an outbreak of the monkeypox virus in the Midwest, health officials said."
Which brings me to this question: WHO'S THE SICK BASTARD TRYING TO PASS THIS ON THE MONKEYS? If prairie dogs are the source, then let's call the virus by its true name, FilthyRatfacedPrariedogPox. Or if we're going to be irrational, let's go all the way. Cause of the increased deficit, faltering economy, and restrictions on constitutional freedoms? Monkey did it.
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