January 21, 2003

Don't make me use my real tail

To save their resources, scorpions have the ability to attack first with a prevenom that doesn’t kill the victim but causes it extreme pain.

It’s like how parents use one tone for when their kid comes home past curfew, and another tone when he smears his crap on the wall. You know, like when the child is a budding conceptual artist and his stupid parents try to crush his creativity with a lame excuse like, “You’re too old for this Jason! You’re 16!” Well, screw you Mom and Dad! I’m living on my own now, and once my roommates figure out where the smell is coming from, they’re going to accept me for who I am!

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