Hey everybody!
I am pleased to announce what I hope will be the first in a long series of Pancake Town contests.
What's the contest? The first child molestor to post his or her contact information in the comments will get a small gift pack, mostly zany trinkets and odds and ends.
Practicing child molestors only. And if you're not first, still leave a note because I will randomly select a runner-up from the remaining entries.
Thanks for reading, and if you don't win, worry not. More contests are on the way!
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