Unclaimed Domain Name Gem of the Day
Along with the “Cybersquatter of the Day” (see below), I’ll also post an “Unclaimed Domain Name Gem of the Day”. These domain names are hot, incredibly desirable names that are unexplainably not registered. If you register any of these domain names and then make a killing reselling it, I ask that you donate part of the profits to this site.
Today’s Domain Name: HorseOnHorseAction.com.
As we all know, everyone loves pictures of women having sex with horses. But what many people do not know is that according to a recent MediaMatrix study, 83% of horse sex site visitors attend the sites for the horses.
The reasoning is that there are millions of free pictures of gorgeous, 70% naturally-beautiful women on the web. A muscular, statuesque horse engaged in sex though is as rare and beautiful as a rainbow humping land after a spring shower. Seventy-six percent of the people interviewed in the study admitted to regularly editing the women out of the images in Photoshop and replacing them with their favorite mare or gelding. The other 7% said they covered one eye and used the power of their imagination.
Pornographers, notoriously cautious and easily startled, have only trotted towards this trend. Currently registered sites include HorseOnGirlAction.com, HorseOnGirlAndMaybeHorseTooAction.com, and PerhapsYouWouldLikeHorseOnHorseAction?.com. The more blunt and risky HorseOnHorseAction.com is unclaimed.
This is your chance to blaze a trail to success. Register HorseOnHorseAction.com today.
(I can’t wait until the search engines pick this post up.)
Addendum: Actually, I can wait. Dear God, what is wrong with people? I have learned too much already about the sexual fantasies of strangers.
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