Terrorists May Use Lasers, U.S. Says
Hey, guys? The election is over. YOU CAN STOP USING FEAR TO PUNCH RATIONAL THOUGHT IN THE STOMACH ANY DAY NOW.
The article is about how there have been "two or three cases" (hey, who's counting?) of a laser beam shining in the cockpits of planes as the pilots are landing.
There is only one solution to this new terrorist menace. A 67 million dollar program to cover every cockpit window with a solid black "laser protection" shield, preferably installed by Haliburton, although in dangerous times like these, any Republican donor will do.
(Side note: Blogger's spell check suggestion for "Haliburton" is "half-hearted.")
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