It's too bad you can't use MapQuest to get out of a speeding ticket.
POLICE OFFICER: "Why the hell where you going 94 miles per hour?"
YOU: "MapQuest said I could get there in 14 minutes."
POLICE OFFICER: "Give me that." [snatches directions] "...What? It told you to take the Franklin Bridge? That's been shut down for repairs for the last two years."
YOU: "I know. I had to build up speed to jump over the gap."
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