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Pancake City Legal Notice
All comments made and emails sent to me become property of Pancake City. This includes emails from my Mom asking when I will show up for dinner. Pancake City also owns all subjects mentioned in said comments and emails, including related concepts, like lunch and dessert.
Are you writing a book? Could it fit in the comments section of one of the posts? Property of Pancake City. The monitor you're viewing this page with? Property of Pancake City.
What did you have for breakfast? Pancakes? No? Perhaps something with flour in it? Property of Pancake City.
Bake a cake? Subsidiary of Pancake City. Bake a cake in a pan? Welcome to the Pancake City LLC family.
Attention readers of this sentence: readers of that sentence ("Attention readers of this sentence") grant full and unconditional lifetime agreement of said notice. Plus rights to second child or Playstation 3, whichever comes first.
Thank you.
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