Hurricane Isabel

I'd just like to point out that after Hurricane Isabel was called a biatch yesterday by Pancake City, it has dropped from a Category 3 hurricane to a Category 2. Hurricane center meteorologist Eric Blake says "people should not let their guard down even though the storm is weakening." Neither should you, Blake. Cause I'm gonna "hurricane" you in the balls.

I don't know that means, but once I do, it's going to happen.

I hope while Hurricane Isabel is spinning in the ocean it picks up some sharks and flings them across the U.S. I loved Summer of the Shark. It was the only summer when I went to the beach and saw people scared of dolphin fins. "AUGGH! Sharks! And they're playing with a beach ball!"