February 26, 2003

Get out of our school, Grease Monkey!

"The dean of students at Paul VI Catholic High School in Fairfax County resigned this week after his name and photo were discovered on sexually suggestive Web sites devoted to leather, motorcycles and heterosexuality." (Washington Post article)

Oops. I mean homosexuality. Although I'm sure that doesn't make a difference. This article also contains the Quote of the Week:

School officials said the Web sites were discovered by a Paul VI alumnus who was doing research for a college assignment on vegetarians.

"In the course of his research, a Web site came up of people who promote wearing leather," Shovlain said. "One of the people depicted was Mr. Santora."


Last week, at the dorm room of the Paul VI alumnus...

'Vegetarians vegetables'...55,100 hits! Damn it. 'Vegetarians hate meat'...7,770! I have to turn this in an hour. What else do vegetarians hate? Think Paul LVII, think. That's it! Leather! Vegetarians hate leather. But just to be safe: 'Vegetarians leather cock sucking'

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