My mom got me a box of Truffles for Valentine's Day. Thanks Mom. I love you.
I don't know if other gay people share my view, but I don't feel bad being single on Valentine's Day. Knowing I can't date 95% of the population takes some of the sting out of not being able to find someone. If I flip a coin a dozen times and never get tails, I feel like a freak. If I throw a dart and miss the 20, well, that's normal. Especially because I'm usually drunk when I play darts.
And if you majored in statistics, please don't email me with corrections. I know my probabilities are misleading and I have no desire to know what 5% of 6.3 billion is.
No comments:
Post a Comment