Bling Bling Jokes

“Bling bling.”
“Who’s there?”
“Master P.”
“Master P. who?”
“If you tell me I stink again, I’ll kill you.”

“Bling bling.”
“Who’s there?”
“Eminem.”
“Eminem who?”
“Eminem melts in your mouth, not in your hand. Bitch.”

“Bling bling.”
“Who’s there?”
“The Notorious BIG.”
“The Notorious BIG who?”
“I’m dead.”