I saw a bumper sticker that said, "I brake for kids and animals!" I think this should be the start of a new series of bumper stickers:
“I PEE IN TOILETS.”
“I feed my children food.”
“No Thanks: I wipe my own ass!”
I'm going to start a company called Sweet n' Sour n' More Sweet. Those sauce bastards at Sweet n' Sour are going down.
My dream is to make a cereal called Grape Nuts Sr. Ingredients: grapes and nuts. And I'm going to put them next to boxes of Grape Nuts and draw sad eyes on them, like a parent disappointed at its child.
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