I love taking Yahoo news headlines literally.
Unabomber seeks return of papers, bomb
"Unabomber Ted Kaczynski has asked the government to return his personal papers and other materials, including a bomb seized by the FBI."
FBI AGENT1: "If we give you your bomb back, do you promise not to use it?"
KACZYNSKI: "Yes."
FBI AGENT2: "Cross your heart and hope to die?"
KACZYNSKI: "Yes."
FBI AGENT1: "Stick a needle in your eye?"
KACZYNSKI: "I promise."
FBI AGENT2: "Okay, Ted. Here you g--"
FBI AGENT3: [from behind one-way glass] "Murphy, wait! He has his fingers crossed!"
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