June 05, 2007

Maybe It's Okay To Make an Ass Out of You and Me on This One

I hate to criticize the media for not being assumptive. In the race to report news, media outlets often gloss over details, report hearsay as fact, and broadcast unverified information rather than take the time to analyze it first.

But how do you allegedly drive a car through a street festival and injure 43 people? The only doubt is whether to call it a street festival or an open market. (I suggest using The Clown Rule).

If you missed the story, I'm referring to an incident that happened last Sunday in SE D.C. No one died, so the article was already off the front page of The Washington Post by Monday night. How many people do you have to maim nowadays to get some staying power? I find it a small miracle that no one died, but there's little information on what people did during and after the situation to avoid casualties.

The story resurfaced briefly today. The police department stated that the driver was a single Mom, high on crack, with her 7-year-old daughter in the back seat. This item got almost as much attention as the original incident. As it should. It's bad enough to get hit by a car, but who wants to get run over by a stereotype? That's no way to die.

FOX News sent over a camera crew after this development. Their latest report states that when the car finally crashed, a group of Mexicans popped out of the trunk and started singing La Cucaracha ("La Cucaracha" is Spanish for "We don't actually sing this song. It sucks."). They released a correction soon after the initial report. They meant to say allegedly.

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