June 09, 2007

Headlines

Man accused in Letterman kidnap plot escapes from prison
Top Ten reasons to improve prison security...

Dinosaurs Died Agonizing Deaths
Yay! The front page of Yahoo has all the kid-friendly articles.

Shuttle Atlantis Chasing Space Station
Hey, have you seen my space wallet? I could of sworn I tethered it to the table. I don't know, nothing. I checked the instruments, Space Station came over to visit, and ....SPACE STATION! YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!

The Battle of the Grills
This is false advertising by The Washington Post. I had every reason to think this article was about rappers.

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