Landscapers of the Willing

Al Qaeda is the only group taking the coalition of the willing seriously. When President Bush first announced the 46-member coalition, many people mocked it with arrogant, snippy comments such as "some of these countries don't have militaries" and "Ooooh, the Philippines. Thank God for their survey committee." Al Qaeda, on the other hand, is like "We must deal the coalition a mortal blow! Capture a truck driver from the Philippines. Once their 50 humanitarian workers leave, several weeks early, the coalition will crumple like clumps of day-old double-fudge cheesecake with raspberry swirl from The Cheesecake Factory that the lying pigs told you was just made."