Guerrero Picks Angels Over O's
Other things Guerrero picks over O's: lotto numbers, nose.
More Passenger Data Sought
Says Secretary Ridge, "The day we don't know whether they ordered chicken or fish, the terrorists win."
Fox Backs Immigration Plan
"Let the chickens in, " says Fox. "Wolf and I will take good care of them."
Alternate Va. Tax Plan Offered
Republicans' "Warner Pays Everything" plan popular with Republicans, people not named Mark Warner.
Bush Industrial Policy Key in W.Va
"If you re-elect me," says Bush, "I will restore West Virginia as Key-Making Capital of the World!"
Astros Lure Clemens Out of Retirement
Jumbo hotdog tied to string surprisingly effective.
For Officials, Flu Shot Is a Gamble
Odds on death much better.
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