Jon Stewart Comes to D.C.

Have $60 you don't need? Then maybe you'd like to see Jon Stewart on February 27th at Constitution Hall. Available tickets: $52. Service charge: $8. I'm a huge fan of Jon Stewart, but the only way I'd pay $60 to see him do stand-up is if he were firing ping-pong balls out of his ass at Carrot Top. "Here's something you can use in your act. [pop]"