February 02, 2005

A Few Washington Post Headlines

Council Chides Duncan on Costs
"$3.99 for half a dozen donuts? That's ridiculous."

Frost Drops Out of DNC Race
Now one-on-one contest between Dean, Ice Balls.

Redskins Drop New Payment Policy
Blood of first-born no longer required. Second born acceptable with deposit.

Chickenpox Cases Decline Sharply
Replaced with new, fearsome "Deathpox" cases.

(Live after the speech) Instant Analysis Discussion
Headline collapses under weight of own oxymoron-inity

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