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At an anti-war protest in the run-up to the Iraq war, I saw a banner that said, "One day we must come to see that peace is not merely a distant goal we seek, but that it is a means by which we arrive at that goal. --MILK."

"Wow," I thought, "That's really neat of milk to come out against the war."
Then the wind rustled the banner and I realized I misread the end. It said MLK.