Lowest of the Low

Curse them. Yahoo! Personals rejected my photo. You will pay for this, Yahoo! Personals (or is it, "Yahoo! Personals!"). You will pay. And I will not pay, "pay" being the amount of $19.95 for your discriminatory service. And you don't even have many gay men. I've seen more gay people on the 700 Club. Sure, they're in blown-up photos and have words underneath the photos like "EVIL", "EXTRA EVIL", and "AWESOME. JUST KIDDING. EVIL." but that's not the point. The point is, you suck. And that, even if I upload a real photo in the future, or a specific point in the future, like today, you still suck.