Secret World of Interrogation
New Disney ride to open Jan. 2005
Inflation, Rate Fears Depress Markets
"And I'm fat!" wails Markets.
Southwest Enters US Airways Hub
Hubba hubba! Tap dat hub!
MCI to Cut 7,500 Jobs
Company doing fine, just really enjoys cutting jobs.
Angler Catches Snakehead in Va.
Snakehead then tied to leash, put on frying pan and threatened to be sautéed with garlic and butter.
Senate Shifts Focus on Abuse Probe
Focused shifted to renegade private that cloned himself, committed all the crimes, and then spontaneously combusted. Problem solved!
Bush: Rumsfeld Doing 'Superb Job'
Bush: IHOP Pancakes "Amazing"; IKEA Tables "World-Class".
Kerry Addresses Health Care Costs
"Why you gotta be so high, baby? I know you're uptight. Come on down, sugar. I have the oil. The candle lights are lit. I'll give you a Kerry Kerry good massage.
Less Should Be More at Preakness
Up is down, wrong is right in crazy world of Preakness.
Dizziness: Common, Hard to Live With
Spouse: "He's always breaking furniture and spilling beer on the carpet."
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