April 22, 2004

Short Reviews of Movies I Haven't Seen

Hell Boy Is It Good

The Punisher: Must See Movie!...For Guantamano Bay Prisoners

Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. Remember "Scooby Doo 1" where a poorly animated dog and a group of plastic characters plodded through a wooden script that bored kids and sucked the marrow out of whatever pleasant memories adults may have had about the characters? Oh, you don't? Then see this movie!

The Alamo: Ala-so-so

The Whole Ten Yards: The One Yard of Crap Really Makes a Difference When You Add It To Nine Yards of Shit

The Prince & Me: Pretty Woman Training Bra

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
'The Man' Sucks; Kaufman Rocks

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