April 16, 2004

Five Things I Learned Today

1. One Lender's onion bagel for breakfast is delicious. Two is absolutely disgusting.

2. To make a new line within a cell in Microsoft Excel, press Alt-Enter.

3. A person can get used to a lot of things, like a faucet that gives cold water when turned left, hot water when turned right. Or, in this case, wrong.

4. An inkling of the health measures the porn industry takes to prevent disease from unprotected sex (although I still don't understand why the average life span of a porn actor isn't 27.)

5. I didn't learn five things today.

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