So You Want To Be Employed

Guess what step 1 is for this Federal government writer-editor position I am applying for? I'll give you a hint: it invloves answering 156 FRIGGIN' QUESTIONS. I haven't check what step 2 is because THESE INANE QUESTIONS HAVE CRUSHED MY DESIRE TO LIVE. Who the hell remembers what grade they got in their high school oral communication class? "Have you owned and successfully managed your own profit-making business?" Yes, yes I have. It's called Suck My Nutsack, Gov'mint (Inc). We're open for business 24 hours a day.