A "researcher" posted an ad in the Wanted section on craigslist requesting people send him stories on their addiction to Internet porn. "I'd like to hear the intimate details. What's your M.O.? How does it make you feel. Does your spouse know about it?"
Methinks someone is addicted to Internet porn addiction stories. But maybe this is legitimate. So I sent this email. I'll let you know if I get a response.
Dear Scientist,
I am into Internet porn. Big time. (If I knew how to make the font bigger, it would be BIG TIME. But in a bigger font.)
I have been keeping a diary of my travails in the "final frontier"...of PORN! I would like to type the pages and send them to you. Should I take the dirty parts out? Highlight them? I want to help. Also, I don't cyber, but I was wondering, do you cyber? Also, I'm not a woman, but I was wondering, are you a woman?
Your research sounds interesting. Which research organization are you part of? I must say, if you are part of The Heritage Foundation, I am not sending you anything. Those guys are dicks. (They told me to stop calling.)
Looking forward to hearing from you. May the Starship Enterprise take you to where no one has gone before!
"Frank"
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