Arnold, Gray Davis told me I could eat your cookies. And guess what? Davis just passed a 47% cookie tax...on high-faluting, fancy cookies. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Because of you, he's a man with nothing left to use. Tomorrow: 117% increase on car models with 'mm' in its name. Bummer, huh? Also, if you compare tax dollars to cookies beforehand, this would make a great line in a debate: "I have one thing to say to Gray Davis. Who told you you could eat my cookies?"
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1. I don't know if he's gay. Really. I don't. I checked the guidebook. He's not listed.
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3. Well, OK then. If you're going to come here anyway, you might as well get what you're looking for.
Dear people(!) who found this site searching for "poop+on+a+pancake":
I can't believe I'm doing this.
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