July 06, 2003

The Next Hollywood Smash

(thanks to Executive Producer Andrew Malone for help with the future Oscar-winning concept)

Coming to theaters in Summer 2004...

Bad Balls
During a routine physical, photocopier repair technician Clark Middleton (Elijah Wood) is gassed by al Queda terrorists and taken to their secret medical facility, where Middleton’s balls are replaced with miniature bombs. The bombs (left testicle played by Robin Williams, right one by Adam Sandler) are packed with enough C4 to detonate a city block and will go off in 24 hours. Faced with the last day of his life and the power to destroy, what will Clark do? Engage in a wild, hedonistic spree? Contact his long-lost Dad? Rush to a deserted island? If penis Sean Connery has anything to say about the matter, it will be go after the terrorists!

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