April 10, 2006

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions in Parade

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Screen superstar Tom Cruise asks: 'Who's To Say What's Normal?'
Not you.

[Personality Parade]
Please settle a bet. My wife says the best-known Three Stooges are still alive. I say no. Who pays?
Tell your wife the Stooges are dead. As well as your marriage. Your idea of excitement is a Three Stooges-fueled clash of the minds? And what did you bet, loser has to tape "Green Acres" on Nick at Night for a week?

[Ask Marilyn]
What can be found in the following words: zygote, taxi, wave, cuts, re--
Hold on. I'll finish the list. Inane, insulting, genius, IQ, opportunities, lost, job, answering, moronic, questions, depressed, suicidal, death.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to have Pancake City back!

Anonymous said...

"The ultimate hypocrite is not Comedy Central -- that's their decision not to show the image of Muhammad or not -- it's Parker and Stone," he said. "Like little whores, they'll sit there and grab the bucks. They'll sit there and they'll whine and they'll take their shot at Jesus. That's their stock in trade."

Jason said...

What's really weird about that last comment is that I was reading the news story it references literally 30 seconds ago.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060413/ap_on_en_tv/tv_south_park_muhammad