January 12, 2006

Single? I'm Not Sure

Sign I passed on the road:

"SINGLE ???????
CALL (703) xxx-xxxx"

I wasn't going to call at first, but the 7th question mark reeled me in. Question marks 1-6 were bland and pedestrian. Six questions marks? If I wanted to see that, I'd read the opinion page in a college newspaper. But that 7th question mark blew my pants off and my phone in my hand. Not that I had any reason to have my pants off--I'm single--but sometimes the Duke brothers and the General Lee need to smell the fresh air of innovation.

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