Long John Ashcroft Harpoons Greenpeace, Trains Parrot To Say 'First Amendment Sucks. Braack!' "

"Passed 131 years ago, Code 18, Statute 2779 was written to prevent organizations such as boarding houses from “sailor mongering” — which involved boarding ships before they had moorage, often using alcohol or prostitutes to lure the crewmen ashore, leaving the vessel unattended."

That's the law he's using to prosecute Greenpeace. You know, maybe if Greenpeace ditched the poorly-lettered signs and actually used booze and hookers, they'd have more success. Story here.