Was anyone else besides me strongly against a war with Iraq until France started whining about it? Five minutes of Jacques Chirac posturing did more to make me reconsider my beliefs than 18 months of arguments from everyone else. If I were Bush, I’d stop making us look like imperial asses and let the French do all the talking. To speed things along, Bush can arrange for there to be a room mixup at the next U.N. meeting and have France and Germany stay in the same room together.
GERMANY: "Do you want the shower first or second?"
FRANCE: "What?"
At the least it would cause protestors to add a disclaimer to their chants: “The war will not advance / This has nothing to do with France.”
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