Faces up to 1001 years in E-Jail
Leagues Unite to Battle Drugs
Justice League, Fantastic Four promise to render upon drugs holy mutant justice
No Neutral Ground in War Over Lyme Disease
We can’t even talk about tics without phrasing it as a war? It’s a disease, not a car bomb. “You’re either with us or against us.” Who’s the opposition, Scientologists?
- SCIENTOLOGIST1: “Hey, guys. Want to be against Lyme Disease?”
- SCIENTOLOGIST2: “Why the heck not? Send a memo to Tom, tell him they’re from the planet Lymos, and add it to the pile."
Lovely. Two things I don’t give a shit about in one headline.
Deputy Attorney General Announces Resignation
That's senior official #4. Is anyone left? I envision Gonzalez sitting alone at his desk in a dusty, sunlight room. A squeak echoes through the halls. “Someone there? I’m free if you want to talk. I bought some jelly beans. They’re on my desk. Come on in. Hello?”
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