January 11, 2004

Must be a Slow News Day

On the front page of Yahoo:

Voter blasts Dean for 'mean mouthing' Bush

Here's the summary of the story: Voter blasts Dean for "mean mouthing" Bush.

Here's the entire story, no detail left out: Voter blasts Dean for "mean mouthing" Bush.

Yahoo, where's my story? I've been blasting Leno for mean mouthing O.J. for years. Okay, he's a murderer. We get it. But it's 2004. Time to move on...to that wacky killer, Scott Peterson! Let me tell you folks, I'd hate to get a Mother's Day gift from him. Hi-o!

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