I'm breaking my No Michael Jackson jokes for this one:
Judge Says R. Kelly Must Avoid Jackson
CHICAGO - R. Kelly won't be mingling with Michael Jackson (news) during next month's Grammy festivities: A judge has ordered the R&B star, who is awaiting trial on child pornography charges, to stay away from the King of Pop, himself facing child molestation charges, when Kelly attends the awards.
What is the court system afraid of, that they'll trade porn site passwords? Gab about future community service work? ("If we both get convicted, let's build a children's hospital." "Great idea. I call the bedridden kids!")
I have my own rulings for these two. R. Kelly has to change his name to "Richie Richie Roo Roo" and introduce himself by that name to every girl under 18. A similar punishment for Michael Jackson, except he has to introduce himself as "I Have No Candy" to kids and "Don't Be a Dumbass" to gullible parents.
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