October 29, 2003

Washington Post Headlines

Jurors See Toga Party Tape
Guil-ty, guil-ty, guil-ty!

Edwards's Quest for Fire
"I will bring them fire," says toga-clad Edwards. "And they will bring me love."

Sharpton: Dean's Agenda 'Anti-Black'
Anti-black part cited: beating Sharpton for nomination.

Bay Group Urges Controls on Nutrients
Boy group urges controls on heartbreak.

Democrats Shake Booty at D.C. Club
Democrats shake booty...oh, they already said that.

Calif. Fires May Lead to Tree Bill
"Not on my watch," says fire chief; tree bill protected by 100-foot trench, encased in fire-resistant dome.

Microsoft to Settle Antitrust Lawsuits
Headline Appears Every Month

Outburst From Sun Headed For Earth
"And another thing, I'm sick and tired of you turning your back on me…"

Editorial: Fire Damage
Frankenstein: "Fire damage baaaad."

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