On Tonight's No Spin Zone

It's Bill O'Reilly versus Fake Mustache Bill O'Reilly.

O'REILLY: "I'm right, you're wrong!"
FAKE MUSTACHE O'REILLY: "I have a fake mustache!"

O'REILLY: "I won 15 Peabodys!"
FAKE MUSTACHE O'REILLY: "You can't ignore my mustache! It is virile and manly, like a bull."

Tonight at 10:00.

(I can honestly say I have never spent that much time deciding how big to make a mustache.)