Tell the truth and then run.
I know a guy who didn't have sex until he was 40.His friends at the electronics store made fun at him.At the end, he had sex. He looked a little like Steve Carell.
I had sex with Steve Carell's mom and made him watch while I did it. I told him it was training for the roll, but really, I just wanted to see him cry.-Bart
I trained for a roll. I wanted it to like me. Then, I ate it. Then, I rolled away on my fat. Then, I cried tears of pain.-Stewie
Why'd you delete my non-offensive yet witty comment?-Stewie
Who trains for a roll? And what would that entail anyways?
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I know a guy who didn't have sex until he was 40.
His friends at the electronics store made fun at him.
At the end, he had sex. He looked a little like Steve Carell.
I had sex with Steve Carell's mom and made him watch while I did it. I told him it was training for the roll, but really, I just wanted to see him cry.
-Bart
I trained for a roll. I wanted it to like me. Then, I ate it. Then, I rolled away on my fat. Then, I cried tears of pain.
-Stewie
Why'd you delete my non-offensive yet witty comment?
-Stewie
Why'd you delete my non-offensive yet witty comment?
-Stewie
Who trains for a roll? And what would that entail anyways?
Post a Comment