August 12, 2006

CVS Is Turning Into My Mom

Yesterday, I wanted a snack, a small treat to myself for the end of a long an arduous day. I bought a can of Arizona Ice Tea and a bag, or perhaps two, or Hershey Kisses. Do you know what coupon the CVS gave me? $1.50 a purchase of vitamins.

Listen, CVS. I haven't bought a bottle of vitamins in over a year, and you know it. The only vitamin I need is Vitamin D--Deliciousness. So lay off my back and start spitting out the 1/2 off coupons for the Recess Pieces cups. Yes, I haven't attended recess in 18 years, but that's no reason why I should stop getting the pieces.

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