June 29, 2005

Bush's Iraq Speech

Hey, when you're down, go to the well. I can't count the times I was struggling to write a joke and I had to go back to the monkey. Pancake City would have died a long time ago without the monkey.

For Bush's next speech, he should skip mentioning 9/11 and just bring out the 9/11 conga dancers. "Nine e-lev-en! Nine e-lev-en! Da da da da da, da da, DA da."

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