Pancake City: Predictor of the Future

It looks like the media is getting a head start.

From the exclusive Pancake City poll:

After the Presidential debate this Thursday, the press will:

interview ten audience members after the debate, and quote the person whose comment can be fitted into the story they wrote the night before.

say: "Both candidates made misstatements and distorted their opponent's position. Hey, did you catch our monkey story?"

Come on, monkey story!